I found a curiously funny e-mail on my inbox this morning:

Query about three.js

Hi,

Can you help for the below questions I asked on stackoverflow ?

[links to four different questions with varied degrees of advanced complexity follow]

I am working on all these issues but could not find any solution.

Please reply to all.

Thanks & Regards,
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To which I can only answer… SIR, YES, SIR! WOULD YOU LIKE A COFFEE WITH THAT TOO?