Smelly code
I'd wish lots of people understood and appreciated "Code smells" from Coding Horror. I wouldn't have to deal with stinky smelly code almost every day; life would be so beatiful and pleasant... 8-| Anyway, the article reminds me somehow of that song that Phoebe sang in Friends, Smelly cat, and I thought of a bit more technical version:
Smelly code, smelly code, what are they adding you? Smelly code, smelly code, it's not your fault... They won't take you to the deb. You're obviously not their favourite app. You may not be the latest trend, and you're no friend to real smart. Smelly code...
Yes, my song composition abilities also stink. Please be benevolent, I'm not native english speaker ;)