Talking about Web Audio in WeCodeSign Podcast

I recorded an episode for the WeCodeSign podcast. It’s in Spanish!

You can download / listen from their website.

We actually talked about more than Web Audio; there’s a list of links to things we mentioned during the episode. From progressive enhancement to Firefox’s Web Audio editor, to the old PCMania tracking stories, to Firefox for iOS… lots of things!

I was really pleased with the experience. The guys were really good at planning, and did a great job editing the podcast as well (and they use Audacity!).

Totally recommended—in fact I suggested that both my fantastic colleague Belén and the very cool Buriticá are interviewed at some point in the future.

I’d love to hear what they have to say!

Throwback to the last time I recorded a podcast in Spanish–at least this time I wasn’t under a massive cold! 🙃

“Hands-On Web Audio” at London JS meetup

I gave my “Hands-On Web Audio” talk at the London JS meetup, held at the offices of Just Eat. It was broadcasted as a Hangout, and also recorded so you can replay or see if you couldn’t attend:

If you want to play along, the slides are live here and here is the source code as well. Disclaimer: depending on your computer, they might be a bit too much in both Firefox or Chrome. There seems to have been a regression and the intro sound is extremely stuttering in “slower” computers (slower as in “a MacBook Retina”).

It was a bit awkward because their big screen was actually six TVs and most of the content in my slides is centered vertically on the slide, which coincided with the middle of the frames, so it was quite unreadable. That is why you’ll hear a number of comments akin to “oh this is very inconvenient” from me, during the talk.

After I finished the talk itself, we had a round of questions, and I also showed how to debug web audio with the Web Audio editor in Firefox DevTools.

Feedback on the talk seems really positive and I’m happy people got interested in playing with the Web Audio API and making dubstep! YES!

Great talk! I left inspired to go play. I’d used some features of the audio API before but Sole’s enthusiasm and dubstep obsession triggered a string desire to get creative with it again.

Spectacular demo by Soledad. She really knows what she’s talking about

I’m really happy that people were happy and interested in the API 🙂

Side note, 1

A few people asked me about the slides: how are they made?! are they WebGL?! can they use the system to make their own slides?

Answer: they are WebGL, and they use three.js underneath. Right now the system is quite hardcoded, but I’m happy to announce that I’m working on refactoring the code so anyone can build their own 3D slide deck, using their own demo scenes. So I guess I am building a slide deck framework… 😬 #sendhelp

You can have a look at the project here, but don’t send me requests yet, kthx. An online demo is available as well. Right now it can only render basic H1-H4 and P nodes… in 3D! Not bad!

Side note, 2

I was really excited that I made it to the meetup (!), because I forgot my phone home that morning. I found out when I was in the office already, and I didn’t want to go back. So I printed the map and started cycling to the meetup place. Except I didn’t know very well the area, so I got lost twice. Not too bad though, I stopped and produced my paper map and let people look at me with weird looks (“she’s looking at a paper map!”). Anyway, I used:

a) my brain, instead of trusting everything to a GPS enabled device
b) those little maps in the street showing where you are

and I made it!

The way back was easier as I knew the area before. I tracked my route using my fitbit, and was really pleased to see that I had reached almost 30km/h on my humble Brompton.

It was coincidentally also Cycle To Work day yesterday, so I was doubly pleased that I cycled to work and also to meet up.

Should there be a Cycle To Meetup day too? I think so 😏

Progressive enhancement does not mean “works when JavaScript is disabled”

This topic came up last Sunday when we were recording an episode for WeCodeSign, but the episode will take two weeks to be published, and it will also be in Spanish, so unless you are able to follow my quickly spoken Spanish, you will miss my Important Insights™ on this topic. Which is why I’m writing about it here.

Apparently there’s a misconception in which progressive enhancement has been fully equated with “works when JavaScript is disabled”. That is not the case, but I could see how someone who hasn’t been programming their entire life and is lost on the fire between the two sides will be really confused.

Continue reading Progressive enhancement does not mean “works when JavaScript is disabled”

ColdFront 2016

I spoke at ColdFront in Copenhagen last week. I joked that I just accepted the invitation because I wanted to go back to Copenhagen, and it actually wasn’t far from the truth as it’s a lovely city and I had a great time when I went there for At The FrontEnd last May: going through the airport is easy, the trains and metros are spotless and easy to buy tickets for, the city is beautiful in its flat Nordic way (Stockholm and Oslo are quite hilly), lots of interesting design stuff to look at, people were super kind and nice to me at every single point, attendees were really polite and so on and so on. How would you not want to go back to a place like this?

So when Kenneth reached out to see if someone could talk about Servo and given that I was working on Servo this summer, it sounded like the Perfect Plan.

Fast forward a few months, and I was in Copenhagen again.

I unfortunately had to miss the first talks of the day as Perfectionist Sole was obsessing over her talk and her slides, but what I saw was really interesting. It was a very good exercise of curation.

Bruce Lawson delivered a very interesting talk loaded with facts about how to deliver the web for everyone—not just rich people on the Western world! Lots of technical insights about Opera Mini optimisations and infrastructure (this was fascinating), lots of research insights as to how do people with unreliable expensive networks use their phones and data plan, etc. Building Proper Web Apps (my new rebranding for PWA, haha) is the answer to these issues. So… learn your tools for a brighter, speedier and more reliable future!

Then there was the break in which we tested our laptops with the A/V system. It turned out that the system was having some fun and introducing random glitches and red jitter so things could occasionally look funny. I was happy with the aesthetics but “sadly” the technicians fixed it during lunch—while we were enjoying the tacos and rye bread sandwiches outside!

It was then the turn for Mathias Bynens who talked about ways in which your browser can be fingerprinted via timing attacks, and other terrible things that left all of us really scared. Good talk explaining complex topics quite clearly.

I talked about Servo and how it is solving many problems, one at a time. More to come…

Glen Maddern talked about strategies to avoid ending with “😈 Demonic CSS 😈”. He suggested a number of design ideas and even ‘tricks’ that you can actually use in most browsers (like currentColor), without having to add CSS preprocessors to a project. I think a gist could be: Just because you can write complicated stuff doesn’t mean you should. He also has started a series of screencasts where he talks about similar front-end topics in his funny and approachable way, be sure to check it out: Front End Center.

Finally Estelle Weyl talked about the need to go back to basics—again, to know your tools—for front-end developers. She asked urged people to reconsider bringing in another JS framework into a project if whatever they wanted to accomplish could not be done in a simpler way with “vanilla” JavaScript, and showed a few examples of ways front end developers are reimplementing things that the browser already provides support for, due to ignorance.

At the end of the talks, the two main organisers Kenneth and Daniel went on stage to tell us a bit about the history of the conference, how they started it, the debt they accidentally incurred in last year and how unhappy their accountant was, the terror of not selling tickets, and how this would be the last conference as Kenneth now lives in Vancouver and it’s very hard to organise a conference when you live so far away.

At this point everything got very emotional but fortunately Daniel and Kenneth hugged and said thanks, before we all broke down and started to cry. Then we clapped to thank them, Kenneth and Daniel took a deep breath and asked us to reposition to take the JS family photo, and we were off to the closing party which was at a well stocked brewery like 40 metres away (I had an alcohol free drink following my self-pledge).

It was lovely to talk with all the people there… I mean—I didn’t talk to all of them, but to the ones I talked to! Plus the weather was quite nice and we could be outside instead of yelling at each other inside the loud brewery.

Sadly, there won’t be another Cold Front so if you want to relive this, check the talks when they are published in their website. Or watch the talks from previous years in their YouTube channel!

Thanks for the lovely conference!

Teetotalling month

September marks the beginning of the autumn conference season. And that also means: beers in the last break! beers and wines on the closing parties!

I don’t need any of that alcohol. So I decided to make September my alcohol free month.

I had already experimented with this last year, where I didn’t drink any alcohol during the entirety of March. Mind you, it’s not like I’m a frequent drinker. But even then, occasions would arise, and I got “the weird look” more than once when I said I was not drinking alcohol:

“Are you OK?”

“Why?”

“Are you taking any medication?”

“Are you pregnant?”

The fact that we assume that people are not OK, that there has to be a reason and we are entitled to know why, or which medication are they taking or what’s the status of their reproductive system in order to perpetuate the ways of this alcohol-fuelled-society is quite worrying.

On my first week of abstinence, I witnessed how a person who cannot drink beer because they are coeliac was asked three times in a row, by three different people, why they were not drinking. I was cringing, but happy to be supporting them by standing there, empty-handed. I have also had to justify myself in two different events, in less than a week.

I invite you to try this 🙂

Or if you want to take it to the next level, Lifeboats (a UK charity) are running their H2Only challenge–something similar but where you only drink water for 10 days. You can estimate and donate the cost of the drinks you would have drank otherwise.