Sir, yes, sir!

I found a curiously funny e-mail on my inbox this morning:

Query about three.js


Can you help for the below questions I asked on stackoverflow ?

[links to four different questions with varied degrees of advanced complexity follow]

I am working on all these issues but could not find any solution.

Please reply to all.

Thanks & Regards, [signature withdrawn]

To which I can only answer... SIR, YES, SIR! WOULD YOU LIKE A COFFEE WITH THAT TOO?