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Just another extract of many emails I get. Emphasis is mine, misspellings are theirs.

Hello, I found some interesting code you wrote, so I am writing you because we are looking for a very good developper to work on a state of the art webgl project. [...] We are looking for a smart guy that can work either as free lance, as en employee or through his own company. This project can start as soon as possible, and if you'd like to keep working with us we can provide work over a long time, including on our Java and OpenGL other projects. Let me know if you are interested, If you are not or cant, but know someone with the right skills please forward this offer to him

Eww, no way.