Sir, yes, sir!

I found a curiously funny e-mail on my inbox this morning:

Query about three.js Hi, Can you help for the below questions I asked on stackoverflow ? [links to four different questions with varied degrees of advanced complexity follow] I am working on all these issues but could not find any solution. Please reply to all. Thanks & Regards, [signature withdrawn]

To which I can only answer... SIR, YES, SIR! WOULD YOU LIKE A COFFEE WITH THAT TOO?