How to write unmaintainable code
Now this is really funny.
As all of you are recommending me this article, because you think that I'll like it, I should announce publicly that I already have read it and I don't need you to tell me once again there's that great article out there: How to write unmaintainable code.
(Via Madgoblin via slashdot via..., and also madieta and also N people more...)