Add a real skill (AKA beating a dead horse)
I found this website called Coderwall. They've got some wicked sense of humour, as when you sign up they present you with this:
I must confess that I actually laughed out loud, so the appropriate old school text smiley is required: XD
Also, here's my über profile. I have got many achievements! Ding! Ding! Ding!